My Teacher
TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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